Jason Crombie on Elizabeth & Spring
My apartmehnt was so small you could have a bath and fry eggs at the same time. That's not even a joke.
If I can crack myself up I've done my job.
I was at the New York Public library and these two guys had a fight. 'Shut up!' 'No, you shut up!' 'I told you to shut up!' Where else in the world would a fight break out in a library?